You are so Nutty! But don't take it personally. You certainly do have an odd crack-addict kind of charm with you're insane twitching, panting and your odd wobbling eye. Drugged up and full of love you'll literally do ANYTHING for candy and sweet thingsc need I say more?

Just to give everyone a bit of a laugh today, cause god knows I need one, these two things were in the paper yesterday:

MAN ACCUSED OF USING PET ALLIGATOR AS WEAPON

A man is facing battery charges after sheriff's officials say he swung a three-foot alligator at his girlfriend during an argument.

David Havenner, 41, was scheduled for a bond hearing Saturday in Volusia County; he was held overnight Friday at the county's Branch Jail on misdemeanor charges of battery and possession of an alligator, officials said.

"This will be one more Volusia story that makes the national news," Volusia sheriff's spokesman Gary Davidson said.

CHIPMUNKS SURVIVED ICE AGE

Chipmunks are hardier than we thought, say scientists at the University of Illinois. The furry animals weathered the ice age 18,000 years ago in a northern refuge, rather than follow the great migration south.

Using DNA samples from 224 chipmunks in Illinois and Wisconsin, researchers constructed a family tree, showing that chipmunks migrated farther south only after the glaciers had receded.

The study, published this week in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, challenges the scientific dogma that the cold would have forced such small mammals south.

How they managed to stay alive, though, is not clear.

Kevin Rowe, the study's lead author, said chipmunks may have survived the cold because they're really tough, or their northern refuge may not have been as frigid as previously thought, despite its proximity to a half-mile-thick ice sheet.

Rowe determined the chipmunks' migration routes by analyzing mutations in their genes.

The longer a group of animals remains in one place, the more mutations accumulate, increasing their genetic diversity.

When a few animals leave the refuge for a new area, they take only a small number of the changes, so the new group has less variety in their genes, he said.

Chipmunk populations in northern Illinois and Wisconsin had the largest genetic diversity, indicating they had been there the longest, while groups farther south had fewer mutations, showing that they had more recently arrived.

(This is nuts, what they put in the papers these days! Hope you had a good laugh. Happy 19th, happy anniversary Erik. I love you baby.)

Well, today was definetly different. Everyone who works at Pape Johns had to show up at 1100 this morning to pass out fliers and coupons all over the Port. They split us up into groups, and I got stuck with Josh, Levi, and Travis. Needless to say, none of us wanted to walk around the Port in the heat of noon, which can get very hot, sticking coupons to people's doors. So for a while, I was just walking around with Travis, who wound up throwing all of our coupons into a vacant lot (hey, we got rid of them, didn't we?) After we caught up with Josh and Levi, we went to Josh's house and sat around in the AC watching Back to the Future and sipping Sprite. We were constantly laughing about how we were getting paid to sit around and do this! And its all because Todd, the big corporate guy who runs the show, has his dick so far up his ass. No one likes him, no one respects him, so we all just got rid of everything and hung out for the day. (Hehe, we got paid to hang out!) Oh, and Josh introduced me to a band called Thrice, which is really good, gotta go out and get their CD. So now I'm home, and just hanging out with my laptop, watching Shanghai Noon (I love that movie, "My horsy, is he dead?" lol). Just kickin back, relaxing, not much else.

I guess I'll talk to everyone later.